she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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