If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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