So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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