dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Randomize
