I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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