We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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