i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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