you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
This is my gift to your gina
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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