so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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