I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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