i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
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