when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
we're making bets on your personal life
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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