i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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