Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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