I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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