Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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