scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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