How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
