You really coming over, don't trick.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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