He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
one might say we're banned from that church
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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