Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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