i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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