If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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