Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
The air was thick with penises
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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