You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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