fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
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