You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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