Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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