so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'm jealous of your bromance
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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