There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
i think my cat just said my name.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
