Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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