yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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