quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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