The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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