My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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