i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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