My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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