these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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