If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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