just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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