If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
