dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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