About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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