did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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