i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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