she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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