She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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