How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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