Do you still have your period?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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