she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You were trust falling into bushes
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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