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ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
There r osticjed everywhere
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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