Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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