Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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