OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I need water and some morals
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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