y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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